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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Chris Okello2020-05-05 17:12:18
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Janet Sumaye2020-04-27 03:53:02
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Irene Makena2020-04-26 15:29:15
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Brian Karanja2020-04-23 06:37:42
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nyota2020-04-22 13:36:15
🤣 Sending this now!
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Jane Malecela2020-04-04 05:54:47
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Chris Okello2020-03-30 16:19:35
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Benjamin Kibicho2020-03-20 02:27:17
😄 Nailed it!
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Mary Mrope2020-03-18 21:50:26
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Grace Wairimu2020-03-18 10:06:32
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Fadhili2020-03-07 23:58:09
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Peter Otieno2020-03-06 04:26:10
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwakisu2020-03-03 19:45:06
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Emily Chepngeno2020-02-25 15:22:33
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Stephen Amollo2020-02-23 21:51:52
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Nchi2020-02-13 19:39:10
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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Athumani2020-02-02 04:25:19
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Kahina2020-02-01 20:43:46
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Josephine Nekesa2020-01-21 16:03:21
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwanahawa2020-01-21 11:09:14
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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