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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:14💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
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Short Answer: The leek! 🚣‍♂️🌿

Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄

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Joyce Mussa2024-09-24 17:57:32
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Zakaria2024-09-21 05:46:05
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Peter Otieno2024-09-19 22:33:32
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Ali2024-09-15 10:36:29
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Elizabeth Malima2024-09-06 06:10:08
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Mjaka2024-09-03 09:32:36
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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Ramadhan2024-09-02 03:04:36
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Raphael Okoth2024-08-30 12:37:27
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Betty Cheruiyot2024-08-22 21:46:27
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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John Mushi2024-07-22 13:33:15
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Victor Malima2024-07-09 18:02:28
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Margaret Anyango2024-07-02 12:06:50
😆 Still cracking up!
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Lucy Mushi2024-06-07 07:59:11
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Grace Minja2024-05-26 23:15:59
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mchuma2024-05-22 22:04:08
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nancy Kabura2024-05-20 15:55:32
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Josephine Nduta2024-05-14 10:56:58
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Irene Akoth2024-05-08 17:43:00
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Safiya2024-05-06 06:04:25
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mchuma2024-04-25 10:42:16
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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