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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:32💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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Betty Cheruiyot2024-09-23 17:41:46
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Mwanais2024-09-13 13:25:01
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Mtumwa2024-09-07 03:52:25
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Kevin Maina2024-09-04 02:34:17
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Andrew Mahiga2024-08-29 17:40:19
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mary Kidata2024-08-27 18:35:28
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Fadhili2024-08-27 10:28:31
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Benjamin Kibicho2024-08-26 11:04:36
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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David Musyoka2024-08-21 13:19:59
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Abdillah2024-08-09 21:58:46
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Brian Karanja2024-08-09 10:09:40
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zawadi2024-08-09 03:34:11
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Abubakar2024-08-03 16:21:15
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Yahya2024-07-31 19:45:16
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Paul Kamau2024-07-28 09:05:23
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Nassar2024-07-26 08:48:38
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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Mzee2024-07-22 08:53:43
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Halima2024-07-13 13:06:22
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Samson Tibaijuka2024-07-10 17:24:40
😄 Nailed it!
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Mwachumu2024-06-25 02:00:45
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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