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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Mzee2024-09-02 17:14:58

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Betty Kimaro2024-08-29 17:48:08

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Stephen Mushi2024-08-29 03:31:55

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Diana Mumbua2024-08-25 04:15:49

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Aziza2024-08-14 05:26:39

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rose Lowassa2024-07-19 23:10:58

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mchome2024-07-13 12:55:46

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Amani2024-07-12 23:03:20

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Sarah Karani2024-07-03 11:27:10

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Victor Malima2024-06-28 17:05:25

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Margaret Mahiga2024-06-26 01:31:07

😅 I needed that laugh!

Benjamin Kibicho2024-06-24 14:04:07

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Peter Otieno2024-06-07 07:52:50

😆 This one really got me!

Catherine Mkumbo2024-06-03 19:13:45

🤣 This one got me good!

Raphael Okoth2024-06-02 14:51:09

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Zawadi2024-05-31 14:30:07

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Edward Lowassa2024-05-30 05:33:26

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jabir2024-05-29 21:58:27

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Charles Mrope2024-05-26 11:53:35

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Catherine Naliaka2024-05-16 19:17:15

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

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