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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Josephine Nduta2024-09-21 20:54:01
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Nahida2024-09-19 18:31:24
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Anna Kibwana2024-09-10 19:26:57
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Kijakazi2024-09-03 08:58:03
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Salum2024-08-26 15:43:26
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Rubea2024-08-24 18:23:42
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Binti2024-08-17 23:01:51
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Elizabeth Mrope2024-08-16 12:22:08
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Maulid2024-08-11 15:36:24
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Ibrahim2024-08-09 15:49:13
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Peter Mbise2024-07-29 07:17:16
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Bakari2024-07-26 04:10:31
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Jabir2024-07-09 09:52:10
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Victor Kamau2024-07-07 23:06:37
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Victor Mwalimu2024-07-05 15:54:53
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Salum2024-07-05 01:50:42
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jackson Makori2024-07-02 22:28:04
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Shabani2024-07-02 12:21:58
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Abdillah2024-06-22 17:12:48
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Anthony Kariuki2024-06-16 10:57:14
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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