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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Farida
Guest
Feb 11, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Shani
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Salima
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Majid
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Warda
Guest
Oct 25, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Salima
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Raha
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Amani
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 30, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 7, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sultan
Guest
May 2, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
