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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Dorothy Mwakalindile2024-09-25 23:29:32
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rashid2024-09-17 03:33:45
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Rukia2024-09-15 17:17:26
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nasra2024-09-13 02:30:17
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Bakari2024-09-06 00:36:37
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Farida2024-09-05 17:29:27
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨
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Ruth Wanjiku2024-09-03 02:11:09
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Abdillah2024-09-03 01:40:55
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Sofia2024-08-30 17:50:32
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Khamis2024-08-29 23:53:09
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Farida2024-08-29 17:43:37
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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James Mduma2024-08-26 12:13:24
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Samson Mahiga2024-08-24 23:39:49
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Zakaria2024-08-23 19:36:21
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Peter Tibaijuka2024-08-14 04:12:18
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Mrope2024-08-13 15:11:22
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Elizabeth Mrema2024-07-23 05:22:20
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Amina2024-07-19 00:34:44
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Alice Mwikali2024-07-14 12:51:25
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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Bakari2024-07-04 11:07:04
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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