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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Sarah Achieng2024-01-07 11:55:06
😂 So funny!
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Mwalimu2024-01-06 21:02:58
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joseph Mallya2024-01-04 10:21:14
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Charles Mchome2023-12-29 22:29:21
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ruth Mtangi2023-12-20 05:07:44
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Victor Sokoine2023-12-17 10:26:30
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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Joy Wacera2023-12-15 09:53:10
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Ramadhan2023-12-09 04:35:36
😄 Nailed it!
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Maimuna2023-11-16 10:26:51
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Samuel Were2023-11-16 08:57:58
😂 I’m dying!
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Kevin Maina2023-11-04 16:42:28
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ruth Kibona2023-10-30 13:37:37
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Wande2023-10-14 14:07:37
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Abubakar2023-10-14 05:12:48
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mary Njeri2023-10-05 04:26:19
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Anna Mahiga2023-10-04 11:31:52
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Halima2023-10-01 09:33:54
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Hamida2023-09-28 04:17:59
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Fadhili2023-09-27 20:10:36
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mary Mrope2023-09-27 19:17:52
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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