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Samuel Were
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Jan 15, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 8, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 1, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Raha
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 23, 2020
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 26, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 23, 2020
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 23, 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Shani
Guest
Sep 14, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 30, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Omari
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 16, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Omari
Guest
May 2, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Warda
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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James Kimani
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Salima
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
