What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Peter Mugendi2024-09-24 16:40:16
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Safiya2024-09-22 20:29:40
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Betty Kimaro2024-09-19 07:56:39
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Anna Mchome2024-09-06 11:24:59
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Esther Nyambura2024-08-30 12:55:01
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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Elizabeth Mrema2024-08-25 18:53:52
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Stephen Amollo2024-08-21 21:02:42
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Charles Mchome2024-08-11 04:12:21
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mercy Atieno2024-08-10 05:17:45
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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Francis Mtangi2024-08-01 23:39:01
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Kahina2024-07-29 18:53:58
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Carol Nyakio2024-07-26 20:40:28
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Zakia2024-07-24 08:32:18
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Victor Kamau2024-07-14 18:48:15
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwafirika2024-07-14 04:18:42
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Daniel Obura2024-07-03 13:31:42
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Edward Chepkoech2024-06-30 13:17:33
😆 That punchline!
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Mchawi2024-06-28 22:06:23
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Faith Kariuki2024-06-28 10:30:05
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Majid2024-06-26 22:06:20
😆 Bookmarking this!