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Halima
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Aug 8, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mtumwa
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Aug 4, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Amina
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Aug 3, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Abubakari
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Jul 30, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Diana Mallya
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Jul 19, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rahma
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Jul 16, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Akinyi
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Jul 15, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Josephine Nduta
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Jul 11, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mwanakhamis
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Jun 27, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Warda
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Jun 18, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Masika
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Jun 1, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Edith Cherotich
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May 25, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mohamed
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May 23, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Jane Muthui
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May 11, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Azima
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Apr 27, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Stephen Amollo
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Apr 27, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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George Mallya
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Apr 26, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Janet Mbithe
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Apr 22, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Stephen Kangethe
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Apr 21, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Kenneth Murithi
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Apr 18, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Charles Mboje
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Apr 16, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mariam Kawawa
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Apr 12, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Alice Jebet
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Mar 26, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Fadhili
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Mar 14, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Mwanaidi
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Feb 21, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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David Chacha
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Feb 20, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Khalifa
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Feb 15, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Janet Wambura
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Jan 15, 2021
😁 This made my day!
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Jan 14, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ann Awino
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Jan 3, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Sarafina
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Dec 27, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 25, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Dec 7, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Victor Kamau
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Dec 5, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mzee
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Nov 30, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Nov 17, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Janet Sumari
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Oct 31, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Oct 29, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kevin Maina
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Oct 3, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Maulid
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Sep 6, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nasra
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Aug 18, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Henry Sokoine
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Aug 6, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Salum
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Jul 30, 2020
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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John Mwangi
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Jul 30, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Nora Lowassa
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Jul 29, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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John Mushi
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Jul 22, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
