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Angalia kilichojiri katika semina ya wanandoa kuhusu upendo

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Kulikuwa na semina ya wanawake kuhusu namna ya kuishi kwa upendo katika ndoa.
Mwalimu aliwauliza ni wangapi wanawapenda waume zao? Wote wakanyoosha mikono kama ishara ya kuwa wanawapenda waume zao.
Mwalimu akauliza tena, โ€œNi lini mara ya mwisho umemwambia mumeo โ€œNakupenda Mpenziโ€?

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Na wengine wakasema hawakumbuki!
Mwalimu aliwapa kazi kila mwanasemina achukue simu yake na kumtumia mume wake meseji yenye neno โ€œNAKUPENDA MPENZIโ€
Baada ya meseji kwenda aliwaamuru kubadilishana simu kila mtu na jirani yake.
Kila mwanasemina aliambiwa kusoma meseji za majibu kwenye simu aliyoshika

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