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Pale unapozamia kwenye Dinner Party ya Jumuiya Fulani, sasa Lengo la Jumuiya hiyo ni kupata Fedha za kutunisha Mfuko wa Jumuiyaโ€ฆsasa unakakaa mbele kabisa ili Muda wa Msosi usichelewe na kukuta kwenye Buffee yamebaki maharage!

MC : "Papai zuri kabisa kutoka Newala, Papai Mwendokasi, hili ni Shilingi laki 1..jamani Papai,nipeni ofa!"

MOSHA : "Laki 3 hapaaa!"

"Jamani laki 3 pale kwa Mosha, Papai linaondoka jamani, papai hili ni self contained kabisaโ€ฆ.papai jamani"

KIBOLIBO: "Milioni 1 hapaaa"

"Jamani Mambo yanazidi kunoga hapa!โ€ฆBenedict Kibolibo anataka papai kwa milioni 1 jamani, linaondoka papai!"

RWEYEMAMU : "nitanunua Papai hilo kwa Milioni 5"

Haya sasa jamani Rweyemamu ametoa ofa ya Milioni 5 Jamani, nani mweingineee?"

Kimyaaaโ€ฆ

Haya jamani Papai kama hakuna Ofa basi Papai linakwenda kwa Rweyemamu!โ€ฆโ€ฆ..haya sasa Kuna Kuku hapa Jogoo kabisa, bei yake ni laki 6 jamani Jogoo twitter huyu!"

WEWE "Milioni Mojaaa!"( hapa umejiwahi wa kwanza na wewe uonekane upo huku ukijua kabisa Wakina Mosha na Rweyemamu lazima watampandia Dau Jogoo, tena dau kubwa"

MC: ee sasa Kumekucha Jamani, Kabasele anamtaka Jogoo kwa Milioni 1 jamani!โ€ฆ.ofa nyingineeee!"

Kimyaaaโ€ฆ

Jamani Jogoo anakwenda kwa Kabasele jamani!โ€ฆofa nyinginee!

Kimyaaaโ€ฆ.

Kimyaaaโ€ฆ.

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ฆhapa sasa ndio mfukoni kuna Buku jero,..huko kwengineko NMB nill balanceโ€ฆsasa unageuza mimacho kumtazama Mosha kama atapanda dau kwa jogoo๐Ÿ‘€(mama wee Mosha anachezea Simu!)โ€ฆ..unamtazama Rweyemamu (teh anatafuna Kuku)โ€ฆ..mama weee๐Ÿ˜

MC: Haya jamani kama hakuna Mwingine basi zoezi letu liishie hapa na limekwenda kwa Mafanikio, Mpatieni Kabasele Jogoo wake!

Hapa sasa unapokea jogoo wako wa MILIONI kwa Tabasamu la Maitiโ€ฆ.kule nyumbani Jogoo wako Mkubwa unauza elfu 20 lakini sasa haka kajogoo kapya Mkononi kanakuwa kazito utadhani umembeba John Cena๐Ÿ‘€โ€ฆMama weee hapa sasa vidari ulivyotafuna unaviona kama vimerudi kwenye Ulimiโ€ฆ.Chicken wings zinataka kutokea Masikioniโ€ฆ..Uuuuwiiiii,๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Na hapa sasa kabla Dinner haijaisha ndipo unapojikuta Umebuni Cocktail ya Sparetta na Tomato๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚.
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