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Zakia
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 11, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 27, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Rehema
Guest
May 25, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
May 23, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 19, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 4, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Maimuna
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Omari
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Husna
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Omari
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Wande
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Mchuma
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
