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Ladha ya bia ya 1 hadi ya 6..

Kwa wanywaji wazuri wa bia, chupa ya kwanza ๐Ÿบ huwa haileti hisia yoyote. Mnywaji humaliza chupa hiyo bila kuona matokeo yoyote zaidi ya kupoza kooโ€ฆ Na mara nyingi huwa mkimya, pengine huwa anasoma gazeti lake au kwa siku hizi anawasiliana na ndugu na jamaa kupitia simu yake. chupa ya pili ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ kimsingi ndipo mazungumzo ya awali na wanywaji jirani huanza na haya huwa mazungumzo ya busara, yakihusu muelekeo wa ligi mbalimbali, siasa, idadi za ajali na kadhalika na wakati huu hata takwimu hutolewa zilizo sahihiโ€ฆ. Mtu anaweza kukutajia wachezaji wote wa ligi daraja la tatu la huko Ujerumani bila kukosea, hata idadi ya wachezaji wa Yanga bila kukosea.. Ila wakati huu kama unaanzisha mashindano ya kucheua ni wakati mzuri kwani bia ya pili huongeza hisia za kucheua. Bia ya tatu ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ huanza kumfanya mnywaji aanze kusikia furaha na pia huu huwa wakati ambapo karanga na korosho huliwa sanaโ€ฆ. Pamoja na mazungumzo kuhusu mpira na siasa, ghafla mazungumzo kuhusu michepuko huanza kujitokezaโ€ฆ.. Bia ya nne ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ huanza kusababisha masikio yaanze kupoteza nguvu za kusikia kwani utaona mnywaji ghafla amepandisha sauti, na ukijumlisha na kuwa baa zetu huwa na muziki una kelele utadhani waliopo wote wana matatizo ya kusikiaโ€ฆ.. bia hii humsaidia kuongea kwa nguvu kushindana na kelele za muziki. Bia ya tano ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ ni hatari kidogo kwani ukiinuka kwenda chooni mara nyingi unarudi hujafunga zipuโ€ฆโ€ฆna kipindi hiki ni kibaya kwa wanywaji wa kike maana unaweza kumkuta akienda chooni akijiangalia kwenye kioo anaanza kulia peke yake na kulalamika; โ€˜Mi sipendwi mpaka leo sijaolewaโ€™ au โ€˜ Mume wangu sijui yukoje hanijaliโ€™ Japokuwa lazima isemwe ukweli ukifikisha bia hii, maisha ni raha sana unaweza ukaanzisha shoo ya kukata mauno katikati ya baa na kudai wewe ni mkali kuliko Shilole. Kuanzia bia ya sita ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ na kuendelea, chochote utakachosema au kufanya ni wazi kesho yake asubuhi utajilaumu sana. โ€ฆโ€ฆ. โ€ฆKuna watu husema ukilewa ndipo unakuwa mkweli, hivyo basi wakati huu hata bosi wako akitokeza unamueleza ukweli jinsi alivyo fala na hajui kuendesha kampuni. Au unasema ukweli jinsi unavyompenda mke wa jirani yako ambaye mmekaa mnakunywa naye. Kimsingi uwezekano wa kutapika pia upo karibu na kama umekaa na mchumba wako huu ni muda ambao pia uchumba unaweza kuvunjikaโ€ฆโ€ฆ.
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