Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
πŸ“„ PDF

Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

πŸ’¬

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
πŸ” Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
Z
Zainab2022-04-24 04:04:03
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
J
Janet Mwikali2022-04-21 23:40:58
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
B
Baridi2022-04-15 12:48:39
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
J
Jamal2022-04-13 20:59:28
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πŸ•β°
J
John Kamande2022-04-08 03:44:37
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
N
Nicholas Wanjohi2022-04-05 22:57:47
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
M
Mchuma2022-03-28 20:13:04
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
J
Janet Wambura2022-03-28 19:52:06
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ
M
Margaret Anyango2022-03-24 15:08:19
🀣 This one’s fire!
D
David Musyoka2022-03-23 02:18:12
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! πŸ’»πŸΊ
M
Mwafirika2022-03-17 03:07:38
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. πŸ–οΈπŸ˜‚
H
Hashim2022-03-05 09:15:10
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
J
Jamila2022-02-27 03:30:45
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
V
Victor Kamau2022-02-20 16:07:35
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐
E
Edith Cherotich2022-02-19 21:49:36
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
G
Grace Wairimu2022-02-17 18:46:20
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
A
Abubakar2022-02-17 17:19:27
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ’΅
S
Salum2022-02-10 01:21:27
Coffee: because adulting is hard. πŸ˜©β˜•
L
Lucy Wangui2022-01-26 00:57:24
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
M
Makame2022-01-07 12:26:29
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ