Why donโ€™t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

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Josephine Nduta2022-09-14 04:44:54
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†
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Agnes Njeri2022-09-04 06:56:13
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Thomas Mtaki2022-08-29 20:58:11
๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Mary Sokoine2022-08-12 18:31:25
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Muslima2022-07-15 04:43:44
๐Ÿ˜ Added to my favorites!
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Josephine Nekesa2022-06-23 08:08:10
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!
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