What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Charles Mchome2023-01-09 07:10:56
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Lucy Mushi2023-01-05 02:24:18
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Mwachumu2023-01-04 02:58:57
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„
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George Ndungu2023-01-02 21:21:42
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β›³βœοΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2022-12-30 20:22:32
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”
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Wilson Ombati2022-12-30 03:20:11
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Safiya2022-12-28 16:08:47
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³
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Khalifa2022-12-17 23:45:49
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
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Jackson Makori2022-12-09 07:11:02
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Grace Mligo2022-11-22 20:58:51
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Dorothy Majaliwa2022-10-20 03:43:07
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Elizabeth Mtei2022-10-09 13:39:57
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°
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Maneno2022-10-02 13:19:23
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Peter Mbise2022-09-28 09:31:52
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
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Paul Ndomba2022-09-26 00:28:42
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Miriam Mchome2022-09-21 11:20:45
Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„
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Patrick Kidata2022-09-05 03:40:24
I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Patrick Mutua2022-08-27 23:56:43
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! πŸŒπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Safiya2022-08-27 21:50:09
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐
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George Ndungu2022-08-19 13:29:31
🀣 Pure genius!