What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Michael Onyango2023-06-16 11:36:54
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Faith Kariuki2023-06-09 09:08:28
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Raha2023-06-04 16:50:29
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Linda Karimi2023-06-01 18:26:04
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Jamal2023-06-01 07:57:31
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†
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Wilson Ombati2023-05-28 16:08:56
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Jane Muthoni2023-05-19 00:27:18
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Farida2023-05-11 18:41:44
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯
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Patrick Akech2023-05-08 22:33:46
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…
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Martin Otieno2023-05-08 21:56:51
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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Ruth Kibona2023-04-26 07:04:55
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Khalifa2023-04-23 23:45:53
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Moses Mwita2023-04-22 22:25:07
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Mariam2023-04-01 04:19:32
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Salima2023-03-28 16:21:09
πŸ˜‚ This joke just made my day!
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Nashon2023-03-18 16:39:57
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Mwanaidha2023-03-12 12:55:10
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎢🧻
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George Wanjala2023-03-05 12:21:21
😁 This is gold!
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Mercy Atieno2023-03-04 07:15:21
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
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Ali2023-02-25 12:01:46
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š