What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Sarah Mbise2023-07-06 19:45:09
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Agnes Sumaye2023-07-06 01:40:49
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Mhina2023-07-02 13:51:44
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Diana Mumbua2023-06-27 10:39:31
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Mashaka2023-06-25 18:31:37
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚
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Anna Sumari2023-06-23 12:15:43
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬
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Mwanaidha2023-06-21 22:44:21
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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Robert Ndunguru2023-06-09 07:25:29
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Paul Ndomba2023-05-25 22:43:44
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅
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Victor Sokoine2023-05-22 21:58:14
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
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Maneno2023-05-15 07:18:05
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Samson Tibaijuka2023-05-15 05:52:41
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Josephine Nduta2023-05-03 22:59:08
πŸ˜„ I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jane Muthoni2023-05-02 19:00:32
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
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Samuel Were2023-04-30 21:34:24
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Elizabeth Mtei2023-04-27 21:00:23
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
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Samson Mahiga2023-04-24 03:51:39
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Samson Tibaijuka2023-04-22 02:18:54
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“
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Stephen Mushi2023-04-20 00:20:15
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ
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What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ