What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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Josephine Nduta2023-04-25 07:29:55
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Hekima2023-04-25 06:17:37
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…
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Ruth Kibona2023-04-22 00:53:03
Why donโ€™t skeletons play music in church? Because they donโ€™t have organs! โ›ช๐ŸŽถ
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Anna Malela2023-04-21 04:26:49
I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช
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Joyce Aoko2023-04-20 16:48:07
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 
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Margaret Mahiga2023-04-20 05:37:30
Iโ€™m still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Wande2023-04-18 11:51:21
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’
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Baraka2023-04-01 19:52:30
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
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Lucy Kimotho2023-03-31 14:56:23
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Maimuna2023-03-15 22:47:52
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†
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Mtumwa2023-03-09 21:24:40
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช
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Makame2023-02-28 22:03:09
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโ€™re too young to smoke! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšญ
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James Malima2023-02-23 19:06:29
I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ
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Chiku2023-02-18 05:38:49
Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Andrew Mahiga2023-02-10 04:10:37
๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Samuel Omondi2023-02-01 10:07:40
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ
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Catherine Naliaka2023-01-30 11:53:48
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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James Kimani2023-01-23 08:02:13
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†
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Jafari2023-01-19 01:53:02
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 
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Patrick Mutua2023-01-12 17:52:56
Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†