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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:55💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Khatib2023-09-30 11:35:54

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nassar2023-09-23 23:41:06

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

John Kamande2023-09-20 18:42:43

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Anthony Kariuki2023-09-18 17:05:44

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Stephen Kangethe2023-09-06 21:33:56

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mariam2023-09-05 19:17:38

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ruth Wanjiku2023-08-16 07:30:51

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Zainab2023-08-12 05:20:18

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Ahmed2023-08-08 18:38:30

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Lydia Wanyama2023-08-06 23:55:05

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Baridi2023-07-22 22:28:57

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Dorothy Nkya2023-07-21 21:46:58

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Victor Mwalimu2023-07-20 23:13:05

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Ahmed2023-07-17 09:39:36

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nahida2023-07-17 07:08:44

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Robert Ndunguru2023-07-16 02:23:54

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Jane Muthui2023-07-15 17:50:38

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

John Mwangi2023-06-28 21:27:12

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Margaret Anyango2023-06-27 19:55:36

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Sharifa2023-06-26 15:51:48

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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