What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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John Kamande2023-11-28 12:13:41
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Nora Kidata2023-11-18 06:15:33
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Issa2023-11-12 03:11:50
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Lucy Kimotho2023-11-04 13:24:37
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
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Peter Mwambui2023-10-24 01:22:59
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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Mariam Kawawa2023-10-04 15:08:54
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Sarah Karani2023-09-27 23:35:35
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Khalifa2023-09-21 18:55:26
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Robert Ndunguru2023-09-18 13:42:15
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! πŸ•·οΈπŸ’»
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Shamim2023-09-13 22:25:10
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Hashim2023-09-11 10:02:14
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄
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Ruth Wanjiku2023-09-09 07:32:26
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Francis Mtangi2023-09-07 12:53:59
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“†
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Nashon2023-08-21 17:26:27
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Chum2023-08-16 07:10:02
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†
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Mchuma2023-08-15 19:52:50
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Maida2023-08-09 13:04:27
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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James Kimani2023-08-07 01:38:24
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Mjaka2023-08-02 03:53:01
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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Mzee2023-07-07 04:05:47
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯