What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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George Mallya2023-09-15 16:30:31
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Jane Malecela2023-09-01 22:10:35
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Selemani2023-08-24 18:07:06
πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Jane Muthoni2023-08-13 20:32:32
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Farida2023-08-10 08:24:20
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Rukia2023-08-09 18:38:07
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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Ann Awino2023-08-09 11:21:01
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. πŸ§ΉπŸ˜†
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Grace Mushi2023-07-26 01:37:10
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πŸ‹πŸ‘οΈ
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Ramadhan2023-07-21 08:55:26
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
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Joseph Kawawa2023-07-07 10:54:59
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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Shabani2023-06-29 19:08:59
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Fadhila2023-06-25 04:50:02
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sarah Karani2023-06-20 14:52:45
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Joseph Njoroge2023-06-19 00:25:32
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Mwajabu2023-06-11 01:08:38
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Patrick Akech2023-06-08 09:28:39
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Betty Akinyi2023-06-06 22:46:03
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. πŸ”₯πŸ˜…
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Mary Mrope2023-06-04 05:18:19
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Rashid2023-05-26 17:46:03
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌
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Shamim2023-05-24 21:57:54
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚