What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Richard Mulwa2023-09-01 18:59:14
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโ€™t know Y. ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค”
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Chris Okello2023-08-24 18:14:33
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 
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Anna Mahiga2023-08-19 21:34:50
Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ
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Nancy Akumu2023-08-18 06:38:40
๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!
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Nora Kidata2023-08-17 05:35:07
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ
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Jacob Kiplangat2023-08-16 05:53:03
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ
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George Ndungu2023-08-05 18:57:46
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Sarah Mbise2023-08-02 18:40:56
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ”
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Rose Kiwanga2023-08-01 07:50:54
Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mwanakhamis2023-07-22 20:22:41
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
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Esther Cheruiyot2023-07-18 21:48:02
Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ
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Victor Mwalimu2023-07-08 01:48:33
๐Ÿ˜ Best laugh of the day!
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Anna Malela2023-06-29 21:46:20
Iโ€™m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Hawa2023-06-27 18:41:15
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ˜•๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ
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Jafari2023-06-26 18:51:41
Sometimes I drink waterโ€”just to surprise my liver. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ˜‚
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Jaffar2023-06-24 13:51:35
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Rose Kiwanga2023-06-03 14:28:52
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด
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Nora Lowassa2023-05-27 04:04:52
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”
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Mwanajuma2023-05-25 03:11:46
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚
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Fatuma2023-05-19 09:18:57
๐Ÿ˜‚ This is a keeper!