Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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David Musyoka2015-04-11 11:05:56
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Joyce Aoko2015-03-17 15:03:59
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! πŸ‹πŸŽ»
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Nashon2015-03-08 00:16:57
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kijakazi2015-02-17 17:30:28
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Raphael Okoth2015-02-07 11:08:47
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nassar2015-02-07 08:10:37
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mjaka2015-01-22 05:41:35
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Kheri2015-01-21 06:18:43
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Halimah2015-01-18 10:45:31
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Lydia Mutheu2015-01-14 22:42:21
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! πŸˆπŸ’
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Arifa2015-01-04 08:09:29
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ