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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:11💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆

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Stephen Kikwete2015-07-20 22:16:18
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Fredrick Mutiso2015-07-16 14:56:10
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Kahina2015-07-03 02:27:42
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Daudi2015-06-23 00:46:09
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nasra2015-06-19 02:29:26
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Abubakar2015-06-16 17:43:09
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Lydia Mahiga2015-06-13 03:47:55
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Anna Mchome2015-05-23 01:27:13
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Edward Chepkoech2015-05-20 03:01:26
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Andrew Mchome2015-05-17 04:37:52
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Mwikali2015-05-08 04:18:40
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Kenneth Murithi2015-05-05 21:20:56
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Moses Mwita2015-05-04 22:19:04
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Stephen Kangethe2015-05-01 10:11:37
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Amani2015-04-15 22:01:56
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Agnes Njeri2015-04-07 16:01:13
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Kahina2015-03-30 08:02:04
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Hellen Nduta2015-03-24 18:26:49
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Sultan2015-03-19 03:27:21
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Baraka2015-03-07 09:03:32
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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