What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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George Mallya2024-02-08 12:54:45
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Robert Okello2024-02-01 05:23:18
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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David Musyoka2024-01-31 02:28:43
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Michael Mboya2024-01-26 02:01:03
😄 Too good!
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Kheri2024-01-25 06:45:47
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Tabu2024-01-21 03:33:49
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ruth Mtangi2024-01-19 15:47:56
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Baridi2024-01-13 19:17:28
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nora Kidata2024-01-08 05:55:24
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Asha2024-01-04 16:08:15
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Safiya2024-01-02 20:04:34
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lucy Kimotho2023-12-21 16:52:35
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mgeni2023-12-18 18:21:15
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Wairimu2023-12-12 06:20:37
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Robert Ndunguru2023-12-08 07:16:05
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Benjamin Kibicho2023-12-07 08:38:54
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Kahina2023-12-04 05:49:27
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Thomas Mtaki2023-12-04 04:04:28
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Mwanajuma2023-12-01 13:44:40
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Khamis2023-11-30 16:06:15
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️