Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! πŸ€ͺ

Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! πŸ™ƒ

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🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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