Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Lucy Mushi2015-12-29 23:57:12
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Alex Nyamweya2015-12-21 20:19:56
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Catherine Naliaka2015-11-24 13:32:08
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Hawa2015-11-13 12:10:13
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. πŸ•πŸ’¬
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I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬
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πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Jane Muthoni2015-10-26 00:34:41
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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