Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:14πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: The leek! πŸš£β€β™‚οΈπŸŒΏ

Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! πŸ˜„

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