What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Betty Akinyi2016-03-25 17:59:59
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. πŸ–οΈπŸ˜‚
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John Malisa2016-03-19 04:27:41
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Ruth Wanjiku2016-03-17 17:20:34
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Maulid2016-03-13 23:13:18
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Samson Tibaijuka2016-03-01 18:04:04
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Vincent Mwangangi2016-03-01 14:50:10
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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James Mduma2016-02-29 08:44:33
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
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Maida2016-02-29 05:27:27
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! πŸ‹πŸŽ»
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Maulid2016-02-28 07:33:17
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Nora Kidata2016-02-24 20:43:59
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Nicholas Wanjohi2016-02-22 17:00:25
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
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Ibrahim2016-02-20 18:55:46
Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
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David Chacha2016-02-07 00:33:24
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
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Jane Malecela2016-02-01 18:04:46
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Zubeida2016-01-31 16:02:25
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Patrick Mutua2016-01-31 04:33:41
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Elizabeth Mrema2016-01-26 09:51:10
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“
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Michael Mboya2016-01-16 23:04:20
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Josephine Nduta2016-01-06 12:05:34
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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David Musyoka2015-12-25 16:18:34
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ