What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"

Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the πŸ˜„ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.

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Mchuma2016-02-20 13:52:08
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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Raha2016-02-20 11:25:08
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Esther Cheruiyot2016-02-19 20:26:37
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Mwanais2016-02-14 01:03:54
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Maida2016-02-10 02:09:28
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Rose Waithera2016-02-08 05:13:05
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Mwakisu2016-02-06 21:16:41
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
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Paul Kamau2016-02-03 11:57:12
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Shani2016-01-27 05:36:51
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Zubeida2016-01-18 18:26:36
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Patrick Mutua2016-01-05 23:17:22
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚
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Josephine Nduta2015-12-31 08:44:21
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πŸͺ°πŸšΆβ€β™‚️
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Lucy Mahiga2015-12-30 23:38:38
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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Violet Mumo2015-12-30 23:09:59
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Chris Okello2015-12-30 06:54:31
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Furaha2015-12-29 18:25:35
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Irene Makena2015-12-21 03:07:46
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€§
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Fadhili2015-12-18 01:57:42
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Kibwana2015-12-10 12:46:51
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“
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Grace Majaliwa2015-12-10 05:50:12
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄