How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Charles Mboje2016-04-25 09:51:18
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Grace Majaliwa2016-04-20 10:54:59
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Benjamin Masanja2016-04-15 21:21:24
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Furaha2016-04-10 02:32:35
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Catherine Naliaka2016-04-03 20:40:11
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Hawa2016-03-30 16:34:12
😁 This just made my day!
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Athumani2016-03-26 06:09:20
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Victor Kamau2016-03-25 15:41:04
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯
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Grace Majaliwa2016-03-20 11:31:19
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Betty Kimaro2016-03-13 02:16:06
🀣 Pure genius!
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Edith Cherotich2016-03-11 13:28:05
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Monica Lissu2016-03-09 16:34:52
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. πŸ’»πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mwinyi2016-03-07 02:04:33
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳
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Abubakari2016-02-25 22:47:05
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Abdillah2016-02-13 12:23:20
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Muslima2016-02-01 12:37:33
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🀣
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Jabir2016-01-31 17:45:09
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ•°οΈ
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Omar2016-01-31 03:16:38
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Francis Mtangi2016-01-30 21:50:41
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Betty Kimaro2016-01-30 12:28:36
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! πŸ„πŸ“°