What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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Mwajuma2016-12-15 04:30:56
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
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Kassim2016-12-08 17:15:10
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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Esther Cheruiyot2016-12-03 12:24:35
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Raha2016-11-25 13:56:03
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Wilson Ombati2016-11-25 13:15:16
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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David Nyerere2016-11-23 19:12:34
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Josephine2016-11-21 18:01:11
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Monica Nyalandu2016-11-04 20:07:38
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜…
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I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜
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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄
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Fadhila2016-10-07 02:55:43
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anthony Kariuki2016-09-20 11:30:52
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwachumu2016-09-18 06:18:27
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! πŸ±πŸ’œ
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Agnes Lowassa2016-09-07 09:08:56
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Rukia2016-09-01 23:08:04
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„
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Amina2016-08-31 18:06:19
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ