What do you do if youโ€™re a fan of Draculaโ€™s?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒ™

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Andrew Mahiga2016-10-31 04:36:06
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’„
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Juma2016-10-24 22:05:37
๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!
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Husna2016-10-22 18:14:46
๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-10-14 07:07:41
Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Biashara2016-10-13 16:10:46
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Farida2016-10-09 08:40:09
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ
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Faith Kariuki2016-10-09 07:33:40
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Elizabeth Malima2016-09-29 22:00:51
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Samson Tibaijuka2016-09-28 07:22:42
๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Charles Mchome2016-09-27 16:15:41
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Rose Amukowa2016-09-15 07:41:54
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Nyota2016-09-07 16:24:30
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง
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Peter Otieno2016-08-24 03:03:13
Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง
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Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘“
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Safiya2016-08-10 13:03:35
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”
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Maulid2016-07-31 03:08:44
Donโ€™t make me adult today. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ
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Hellen Nduta2016-07-24 11:52:28
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!