What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Rose Amukowa2017-04-24 00:45:20
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Lydia Mutheu2017-04-24 00:39:02
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Benjamin Masanja2017-04-23 18:45:09
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Ruth Mtangi2017-04-08 05:03:40
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Linda Karimi2017-03-25 08:32:15
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Philip Nyaga2017-03-08 20:39:38
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Charles Mrope2017-03-08 13:07:31
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Wande2017-03-06 10:46:48
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Henry Sokoine2017-03-05 21:13:57
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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David Sokoine2017-03-05 14:21:16
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️
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Peter Mugendi2017-02-26 18:55:08
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Hassan2017-02-17 06:12:11
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Peter Mwambui2017-02-11 14:46:04
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Maulid2017-02-10 10:00:23
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Catherine Mkumbo2017-02-05 21:47:44
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Stephen Malecela2017-02-01 15:42:13
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Abdillah2017-01-29 02:01:25
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Sharifa2017-01-23 02:16:02
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Zulekha2017-01-19 09:33:44
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rabia2017-01-16 12:19:49
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴