What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Thomas Mwakalindile2017-01-26 05:51:53
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Martin Otieno2017-01-14 15:21:55
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! πŸ¦΄πŸŽ‰
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Zulekha2017-01-12 06:36:01
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Zubeida2016-12-26 12:14:35
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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Mwakisu2016-12-26 06:03:19
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Salum2016-12-16 13:44:52
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Diana Mallya2016-12-07 19:07:36
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ
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Carol Nyakio2016-12-07 16:48:35
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
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Omari2016-12-01 21:58:05
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬
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Anthony Kariuki2016-12-01 17:02:38
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Dorothy Nkya2016-11-30 14:28:04
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
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Sharon Kibiru2016-11-11 14:40:21
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£
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Lydia Wanyama2016-11-11 01:07:47
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Mtumwa2016-11-05 14:58:38
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Maneno2016-10-31 12:59:29
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. πŸ–οΈπŸ˜‚
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David Ochieng2016-10-15 03:10:54
🀣 Sharing this right now!
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Josephine Nekesa2016-10-05 05:12:14
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! πŸ•·οΈπŸ’»
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Catherine Naliaka2016-09-23 07:38:39
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨
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Leila2016-09-19 12:34:08
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nancy Kabura2016-09-19 04:00:40
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³