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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:02💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄

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Patrick Kidata2017-06-09 13:48:10
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Wande2017-06-08 02:00:54
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Omar2017-06-05 20:22:08
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Bakari2017-06-05 12:24:27
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Binti2017-06-04 20:21:00
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Husna2017-06-01 01:01:59
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mhina2017-05-20 01:56:39
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Victor Mwalimu2017-05-16 06:26:54
🤣 This one got me good!
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James Mduma2017-05-13 22:23:36
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Grace Njuguna2017-04-28 02:48:24
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Mwinyi2017-04-22 20:29:33
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Peter Otieno2017-04-14 08:57:09
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Safiya2017-04-11 19:01:29
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Nasra2017-03-28 23:34:14
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Lydia Mzindakaya2017-03-25 11:56:54
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwalimu2017-03-24 23:29:20
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lucy Wangui2017-03-24 15:47:57
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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John Malisa2017-03-19 06:22:18
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Charles Mrope2017-03-08 02:54:27
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Stephen Mushi2017-03-04 21:05:04
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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