Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Samson Tibaijuka2017-11-22 23:59:59
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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James Malima2017-11-22 06:02:34
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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Faith Kariuki2017-11-18 15:09:02
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. β˜•πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Henry Sokoine2017-11-16 21:41:02
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Joseph Kitine2017-11-09 08:31:10
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Rose Lowassa2017-11-06 02:24:41
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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Baridi2017-10-29 15:37:21
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Zakia2017-10-06 00:22:25
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Anna Sumari2017-10-03 13:56:25
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Irene Akoth2017-09-28 16:31:26
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Martin Otieno2017-09-24 11:45:09
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Sarah Achieng2017-09-20 06:55:34
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
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Leila2017-09-19 12:17:33
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Henry Mollel2017-09-18 03:10:24
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Ndoto2017-09-01 23:38:35
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
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Saidi2017-09-01 11:29:20
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
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Salima2017-08-28 01:06:39
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“
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Sultan2017-08-23 00:44:00
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Isaac Kiptoo2017-08-15 17:20:15
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Joyce Aoko2017-07-31 21:31:02
🀣 This one’s fire!