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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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James Kimani2017-12-21 23:15:19

😆 That punchline was epic!

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David Musyoka2017-12-09 23:51:01

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

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Khalifa2017-12-05 16:47:13

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

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David Musyoka2017-12-05 07:59:49

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

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Shukuru2017-11-27 08:10:52

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

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James Mduma2017-11-24 15:34:58

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

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Biashara2017-11-24 13:54:34

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

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Fadhila2017-11-15 11:03:20

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

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Ann Wambui2017-11-04 14:15:41

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

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Raha2017-11-02 05:35:25

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

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Maida2017-10-22 21:38:43

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

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Mashaka2017-10-16 02:19:01

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

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Sofia2017-10-14 10:32:20

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

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Patrick Kidata2017-10-09 15:30:49

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

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Violet Mumo2017-10-04 13:23:06

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

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Ndoto2017-10-02 15:52:59

😂 This is too funny!

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Patrick Kidata2017-10-01 11:27:54

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

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Zuhura2017-09-25 09:21:21

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

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Lydia Wanyama2017-09-23 18:30:55

😂 This is a keeper!

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Betty Cheruiyot2017-09-18 14:11:12

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼