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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:32💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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Jamal2017-10-15 19:06:51

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Peter Tibaijuka2017-10-15 02:37:08

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hellen Nduta2017-10-14 17:15:03

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Joy Wacera2017-10-11 13:22:50

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Njuguna2017-09-26 12:48:51

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

John Mushi2017-09-23 00:59:24

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Susan Wangari2017-09-22 13:48:50

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mwalimu2017-09-19 11:29:49

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mgeni2017-09-11 11:12:47

😆 Saving this one!

Diana Mumbua2017-08-31 05:01:07

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Patrick Kidata2017-08-27 23:39:40

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Irene Makena2017-08-26 17:24:34

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mariam Hassan2017-08-25 03:31:30

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Patrick Mutua2017-08-22 08:04:08

Thanks Ackyshine

Samson Tibaijuka2017-08-17 12:29:15

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mwachumu2017-07-29 14:51:28

😁 This just made my day!

Lydia Mzindakaya2017-07-06 10:01:33

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rose Lowassa2017-07-05 18:31:31

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mchawi2017-07-05 07:44:15

😄 What a joke!

Tabu2017-07-04 03:10:48

🤣 Sending this now!

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