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What did one eye say to the other?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:21💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did one eye say to the other?
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Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! 🐠"

Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish 🐠 further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.

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Ruth Mtangi2018-01-15 13:14:22
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Neema2017-12-30 19:44:26
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Monica Nyalandu2017-12-30 09:20:09
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mgeni2017-12-27 12:50:56
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhila2017-12-23 17:47:58
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Joyce Mussa2017-12-20 07:38:51
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Elizabeth Mrema2017-12-19 08:11:53
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Mallya2017-12-13 02:56:36
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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Peter Mbise2017-12-05 12:44:01
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Monica Adhiambo2017-11-29 13:30:29
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Janet Sumari2017-11-28 00:33:56
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Josephine2017-11-26 13:07:05
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Lissu2017-11-12 12:03:39
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Hashim2017-11-07 01:01:07
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Brian Karanja2017-11-03 19:26:36
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Victor Sokoine2017-10-25 18:53:37
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Bahati2017-10-21 11:23:25
😄 Too good!
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Agnes Lowassa2017-10-19 00:55:17
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Mwanahawa2017-10-18 06:22:17
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Binti2017-10-17 22:09:52
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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