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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Hekima2017-08-23 17:25:31
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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Robert Ndunguru2017-08-19 16:15:01
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴
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Yusra2017-08-15 04:33:29
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Diana Mumbua2017-08-10 07:09:22
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Nancy Kabura2017-08-05 17:56:03
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Anna Kibwana2017-07-26 13:05:33
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Mazrui2017-07-07 16:01:58
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Violet Mumo2017-07-05 10:35:48
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Shani2017-06-23 05:38:57
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwajabu2017-06-14 00:36:32
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Monica Adhiambo2017-06-12 02:34:36
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Abubakari2017-06-10 19:57:58
😆 That punchline!
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Faiza2017-06-05 23:05:34
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mzee2017-06-02 01:10:11
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mjaka2017-05-30 08:25:28
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Charles Mboje2017-05-26 13:55:31
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Furaha2017-05-19 20:37:38
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwachumu2017-05-19 08:46:45
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Sultan2017-05-18 13:07:58
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Sumaya2017-05-15 09:02:27
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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