Why donโ€™t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

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Mchawi2018-01-01 18:23:51
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Anna Malela2017-12-28 11:31:05
๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mgeni2017-12-27 19:01:02
I'd agree with you, but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Maneno2017-12-25 12:09:27
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Janet Sumaye2017-12-23 01:23:49
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Mwanajuma2017-12-19 22:30:37
Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค
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Edward Lowassa2017-12-14 18:59:43
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
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Janet Sumaye2017-12-13 01:20:16
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Mwafirika2017-12-08 22:42:13
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Joseph Kiwanga2017-12-03 05:06:11
๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
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Zawadi2017-12-02 01:48:32
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜
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Betty Kimaro2017-11-30 16:54:29
Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ
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Lydia Mahiga2017-11-18 08:58:00
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“
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Asha2017-11-11 09:36:22
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿงน
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Nassar2017-11-01 16:20:43
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Mariam2017-10-20 08:31:19
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘“
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George Tenga2017-10-19 21:59:27
Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ
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Ann Wambui2017-10-19 00:37:54
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ
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Grace Mushi2017-10-11 16:24:32
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Shabani2017-10-05 10:37:30
I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this age before. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ‚