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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Binti2018-01-20 08:25:56
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️
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Peter Mwambui2018-01-18 17:39:00
😆 That punchline!
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Raha2018-01-15 19:36:16
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Monica Adhiambo2018-01-06 01:44:50
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mchawi2018-01-05 11:44:18
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Khadija2017-12-31 11:40:21
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alice Mwikali2017-12-30 00:48:53
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Anna Sumari2017-12-27 08:18:25
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Sultan2017-12-25 22:59:37
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Richard Mulwa2017-12-23 02:04:50
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Binti2017-12-10 09:06:30
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Salum2017-12-04 03:21:57
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Warda2017-11-27 17:37:48
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Anthony Kariuki2017-11-24 10:53:16
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Ibrahim2017-11-08 08:02:08
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ruth Mtangi2017-11-07 17:52:44
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Joyce Nkya2017-11-05 19:17:11
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Malima2017-11-04 17:44:10
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Juma2017-11-04 06:39:53
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Margaret Mahiga2017-10-30 21:44:02
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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