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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
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Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!

Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. 🃏🏴‍☠️

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Mwagonda2018-05-27 01:18:39
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Victor Malima2018-05-25 05:00:02
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Stephen Kikwete2018-05-22 12:56:51
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Simon Kiprono2018-05-19 19:21:50
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Mercy Atieno2018-05-19 13:33:59
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Edward Chepkoech2018-05-15 02:32:12
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Ali2018-05-05 20:23:59
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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David Chacha2018-04-24 09:04:16
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Kibwana2018-04-19 10:40:35
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Anthony Kariuki2018-04-04 05:42:18
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Susan Wangari2018-03-31 04:10:10
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nchi2018-03-30 13:04:36
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Zakaria2018-03-29 23:47:51
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Zakia2018-03-19 11:36:31
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Betty Akinyi2018-03-15 06:10:15
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Janet Wambura2018-02-20 08:33:16
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Michael Mboya2018-02-20 05:57:42
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Husna2018-01-31 08:26:57
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Khalifa2018-01-19 08:51:01
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Khalifa2018-01-19 07:41:52
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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