Why do eggs hate jokes?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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Fadhila2018-07-19 22:31:50
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Francis Mrope2018-07-19 05:20:08
I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Halimah2018-07-15 08:20:57
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ
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Maimuna2018-07-08 20:45:44
Why donโ€™t basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโ€™re afraid of traveling! ๐Ÿ€โœˆ๏ธ
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Sharon Kibiru2018-06-19 01:03:53
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›Œ
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Betty Akinyi2018-05-29 08:33:30
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Makame2018-05-19 15:55:04
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Faith Kariuki2018-05-19 15:22:22
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ
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Issack2018-05-17 04:51:50
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Charles Wafula2018-05-15 09:37:47
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ
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Makame2018-05-11 16:38:12
๐Ÿ˜„ Totally didnโ€™t see that coming!
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Grace Mushi2018-05-06 23:16:57
Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Peter Tibaijuka2018-05-06 19:31:38
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ
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David Nyerere2018-05-06 13:41:16
This joke deserves an award! ๐Ÿ†
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Umi2018-05-01 08:05:54
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa2018-04-27 09:00:05
Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”
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Edith Cherotich2018-04-12 21:42:06
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…
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James Mduma2018-04-01 09:45:48
Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง
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Josephine2018-03-25 01:08:16
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅ—
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Mwagonda2018-03-16 21:05:41
Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ