What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Mzee2018-07-02 04:13:55
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Janet Sumaye2018-06-01 09:12:24
I love my computer because my friends live in it. πŸ’»πŸ’–
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Mariam Hassan2018-05-13 17:11:14
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Habiba2018-05-09 23:31:11
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Diana Mallya2018-05-07 06:44:33
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Charles Mrope2018-04-29 16:53:59
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Nancy Kawawa2018-04-26 08:29:02
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
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Hellen Nduta2018-04-23 14:56:04
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πŸ‹πŸ‘οΈ
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Ann Wambui2018-04-22 05:42:33
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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Andrew Odhiambo2018-04-16 05:34:30
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Daudi2018-04-02 02:20:51
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elizabeth Malima2018-03-21 23:22:01
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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Susan Wangari2018-03-19 23:12:30
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„
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Hekima2018-03-17 05:48:12
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Kevin Maina2018-02-27 05:38:32
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Mwafirika2018-02-25 12:10:09
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳