What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:26πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! πŸ₯•πŸ₯•

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? πŸ₯•πŸ˜„

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David Sokoine2018-02-28 11:01:26
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Sultan2018-02-26 18:29:31
🀣 Sharing this right now!
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Tabitha Okumu2018-02-24 22:09:19
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Lucy Mushi2018-02-24 17:47:12
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Masika2018-02-22 13:17:18
🀣 Pure genius!
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Mashaka2018-02-20 06:13:28
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Patrick Kidata2018-02-01 20:37:01
πŸ˜„ You totally won the internet today!
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Habiba2018-02-01 09:37:26
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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Shukuru2018-02-01 07:10:36
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Nuru2018-01-07 21:59:23
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Nancy Komba2018-01-04 00:15:39
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Issack2017-12-22 22:22:23
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Selemani2017-12-14 11:50:17
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Asha2017-12-08 17:10:11
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†
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Jane Malecela2017-12-04 16:22:23
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Zuhura2017-12-01 08:25:01
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Mariam Hassan2017-11-29 06:12:17
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Joseph Kiwanga2017-11-24 08:54:38
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Fatuma2017-11-22 06:36:05
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πŸ–ΌοΈπŸš¨
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Monica Lissu2017-11-19 13:55:25
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ